New Hair Cut?

2006-09-23T17:30:00.000-05:00

Apologizes for virtually abandoning this page for a few months now.

The recent Trevor gossip is that he is finally getting a hair cut. After nearly 2 years of growing it out, Trevor will go under the clipper. The main reason for this change is that Trevor will be in his sister's wedding next weekend in St. Paul. Take one last look at the silky-smooth-flowing hair!

Trevor's Interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

2006-07-31T17:07:00.000-05:00

Missed out

2006-07-29T10:14:00.000-05:00

So I missed Trevor on Jimmy Kimmel because ABC lies and said it was on at 11:05 central time and that's what I set the VCR to, but then I went to go watch it this morning and it was some show with Gina from Martin (DAAAAAAAAAMN Gina!).
Were the questions mostly related to the movie?
- dp

Questions

2006-07-25T20:53:00.000-05:00

Hey, I had to take the email off because I was getting bombarded with them. If you have any questions, just post them in the comments and I'll try my best to get them answered.

-d

Trevor on Jimmy Kimmel Live

2006-07-22T17:59:00.000-05:00

Trevor will be a guest on Jimmy Kimmel live this Friday, July 28th.
Jimmy Kimmel live airs weeknights on ABC at 12:05/11:05c.

For more information about the show, please visit http://abc.go.com/primetime/jimmykimmel/

Star Tribune's Review of Clerks 2

2006-07-21T12:31:00.000-05:00

'Clerks II': Return of the slackers
Dante and Randal live on in 2006 and bringalong some new recruits in another love song to arrested development.
Colin Covert, Star Tribune

Clerks II
*** out of four stars

The setup: The cash-register commandos of Kevin Smith's debut film return a dozen years later, entering their mid-30s while working at a fastfood flytrap.
What works: Smith's sharp if sophomoric diatribes on pop culture and perverse sex.
What doesn't: He stages scenes like a kindergarten pageant.
Great scene: A wrangle between know-it-all Randal (Jeff Anderson) and Dante (Brian O'Halloran) over whether Anne Frank was blind or Helen Keller was Jewish.
Rating: R for pervasive sexual and crude content, including aberrant sexuality, strong language and some drug material.

I assure you, they're back. Twelve years after their riotous debut in the cult classic "Clerks," Dante (Brian O'Halloran) and Randal (Jeff Anderson) return in all their alienated, sarcastic, "Star Wars"-obsessed glory. These customer-service specialists (using those terms loosely) were indie film's original slackers. They were smart, cynical, raunchy and about as motivated as tree sloths. They inconvenienced every patron of their New Jersey convenience store with epic debates about the fate of independent contractors on the Death Star or by closing the shop to hold a hockey game on the roof. Like Han Solo frozen in a block of carbonite, they appeared destined for perpetual adolescence.
But now, Gen-X has hit its expiration date. In "Clerks II," fate forces the bickering pals, now in their mid-30s, to move on with their lives and tackle adult issues such as careers, matrimony and -- gulp -- parenthood. Flipping burgers at Mooby's, a chain-restaurant purgatory whose menu is guaranteed to shorten customers' life expectancy, they are stumbling into maturity with baby steps.
Dante, the more romantic of the two, is preparing to hang up his fast-food uniform and move to Florida, where marriage and a job at his father-in-law's car-wash chain await. The acidic Randal ridicules his buddy's decision but vows to throw him an unforgettable surprise bachelor party involving a donkey. Becky (Rosario Dawson), Mooby's fun-loving manager, adds another layer of complication to Dante's escape plans.
Writer/director Kevin Smith's universe is now almost as self-referential and dense with recurring characters as George Lucas'. "Clerks II" is a fan-pleasing reunion of sorts, with cameos from Smith regulars Ben Affleck and Jason Lee, plus the return of Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith), drug dealers who have popped up in almost all his films to date. The new film may not have vast crossover appeal to people unfamiliar with Smith's work, but he opens up the inside jokes a bit with some entertaining new characters. In addition to the fancy-free Becky, there's 19-year-old fry cook Elias (Trevor Ferhman), a sweetly geeky "Lord of the Rings" fan who enrages Randal by suggesting that his sacred text is the greatest fantasy trilogy of all.
The acting of Smith's stock cast is game, but the new recruits are outstanding. Dawson makes you believe she would go for Dante, that sad-eyed pessimist. Fehrman's fidgety, virginal dweeb, terrified by the hazards of the flesh, is a great foil for the relentlessly foulmouthed Randal. Fehrman makes Elias both exasperating and irresistible, like an over-affectionate puppy.
Smith's filmmaking talent remains raw. He stages scenes like a kindergarten pageant, but as a writer of dense, vibrantly obscene dialogue, he's unsurpassed. His characters' trash talk has a well-cadenced, almost poetic eloquence.
It also defines them. The film's finale, a poignant monologue by the cynical Randal on the importance of loyalty, shared history and friendship, makes us see what Smith sees in these loafers. They're fearlessly frank but unevolved guys shut off from the world at large while focusing on the rude comedy in their own heads. You might not want to keep hanging around with them at 33, but it would be hard not to reminisce about how much fun you had when you were 21.

http://www.startribune.com/412/story/564388.html

Short and Sweet... now it's just awkward

2006-01-03T21:57:00.000-06:00

We're building a new site...

Rebirth

2005-12-27T20:59:00.000-06:00

After nearly 7 years of hosting a crappy little website about Trevor on geocities. We figure it's about time we grew up and created a blog. Why on this space? 1. It's free 2. It gives us easier access to post from multiple sites 3. It's free 4. We won't go over a data transfer limit 5. It's free.
So what can you expect from this new site? Probably nothing. But rest assured when there are postings it will be well worth the wait. We'll have occasional updates, pictures, news, gossip, and stuff we think is worth posting. So love it or hate it, we welcome you.
- Rhymes with Trevor

Rhymes With Trevor